What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
You Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
