You jokes

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

What kind of tree can you High-Five?

A palm tree.

What do you call an orphan’s picture?

A family photo.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.