You jokes
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!