Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers sqeakers
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why you so fat. I bet you are more on your moms side
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
