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Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
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What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…