You jokes
Like if you hate going to school.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You are a fat pig.
You are so cat.
You are so dumb.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.