whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt? Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy. Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
How do you make a orphans hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come back.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.😂😂😂
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
