When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
You Jokes
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
You and Jason in your bed.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
