You jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.