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Frank (34) DJ.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Sup guys, how are you?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.