You jokes
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.