You jokes

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.