You jokes

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!