You jokes

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.