Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
You Jokes
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
