You jokes
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why canβt you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! ππππ
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.