You jokes

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.