Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
You Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
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What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
