Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
You Jokes
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Like if you are a simp.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
