You jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?