You jokes
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
You look easy to draw.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.