You jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.