You jokes
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ