You jokes

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?