You jokes
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.