You jokes
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.