We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
