Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
