There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
You Jokes
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go southđ¤.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
