You jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.