You jokes
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You look like a cat.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)