You jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.