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Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.