"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
You Jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Did you hear about the Mormons?
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
You mom.