You jokes
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.