Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
You Jokes
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
You're gay.
If you read this.
What is a good night for you?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
