You jokes

Church

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Viagra

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

Roast

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Lesbian

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

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  • Orphan

    What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

    Michael Jackson

    Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

    Girl

    What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

    She had small tits.

    Girl

    What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

    'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

    Adult

    How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?

    Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.

    Gay

    How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

    They only have a back door.

    POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

    Roast

    You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

    Chinese

    How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

    Blind

    How do you blind an Irish woman?

    You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.

    Disabled

    Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

    He's all right.

    Woman

    Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

    When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”