What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
you know Mark once said" GO AWAY FREEDY OR ALL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
How do you know you’re at a gay church? Half the congregation in kneeling
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
How do you know you had a gay cookout All the hotdogs taste like ass
What do spiders and Black people have in common? When they’re black, they kill you
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
lily, amy, natalie and gabriella its my birthday tomorrow pls cum if you want to cum. If you cum to the party there will be sbacks and cake. Ty.
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
