You jokes
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?