Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides o’the family.
Yo mama so inbred her own fam’ly tree
Looks like a spider web an’ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said “gimme a fag”
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, she’s nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeer’s pussy is tight.
It’s not too dryyy or weeet it’s just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
“I’M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Don’t care if she’s 20 or 77!
I’m doing all the moms all over the worl’
Even if they weren’t ‘riginally born a girl.
A pussy’s a pussy no matter who its from
Don’t care if that woman is smart or dumb!”
That’s the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if she’s so fugly, she’s the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it don’t matter how much her ass is worth
or if she’s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high can’t nobody top me
She said, “I’ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.”
I said, “aiight bet! Can’t nobody stop me!”
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!