Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"