Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.