Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.