Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."