Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama!
DEEZ NUTS!
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.