Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.