Yo mama jokes
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.