Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.