Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.