Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.