Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"