Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!