yo mama is so fat? she can't even get in her own car because shes fat.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
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Yo mama
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat she said the N word
