Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.