Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!