Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.