Yo mama jokes

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so nice she...

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

I killed a man in '94.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.