Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!