
Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.