Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
yo mama went to safeway to be safe
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so dumb she failed the survey.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
