Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama!
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Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.