Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Mama

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Mama

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Picture

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Hair

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Mom

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, β€œCan't you unmute her?”