Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
