Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so nice she...
I killed a man in '94.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.