Ice burg jokes
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.