Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so nice she...
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
