Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Mama

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Step

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.