Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
I killed a man in '94.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so nice she...
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.