Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mama

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Mama

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!