Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"