Yo mama ass is mad crusty
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama so OLD... Her first christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
yo mama so ugly when I took a picture of her my phone screen cracked
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
