Yo mama jokes
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so nice she...
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
I killed a man in '94.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.