Yo mama jokes

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.