Yo mama jokes
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...