Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
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Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.