Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.