Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.