Yo mama jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
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Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."