By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
