Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.