suck my butts queer
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
your mama so fat that when you were born yo mama gave yu carpet birn
yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper
Yo mama so dumb she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any
Zis iz za best joke in za west:exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones