Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!