By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Yo Mama Jokes
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
