Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
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Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.