Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.