Yo mama jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.