Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
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Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.