Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!