Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.