yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.
Yo mamas so fat when she went in the scale it said still counting
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
Yo mama so dumb when she looked at the light she said why is the sun so close to me
Yo mama is so dumb her reflection said who are you
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
Parademics so bad yo mama cant stop
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes they are just affencive
Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
Yo mama such a milf she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the floor she fell through it
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat