Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.