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Yo Mama Jokes
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
