Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your time I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is it fun for me I o I had dinner 🍽
yo mama so fat she classified as a whole solar system
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
