Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

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Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.