Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

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Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.