Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I love my family.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.