Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
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Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
