Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."