Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
Yo mama's so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
yo mama is oboma
yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
yo mama so stupid, that she thought NASA is a GAMING PROGRAM!!!!
suck my butts queer
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
