Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

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Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Haha

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*