Yo mama jokes
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.