Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.