Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so strict that in The Outsiders she was Darry.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's