Yo mama jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.