Yo mama jokes

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.

Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"