Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.