Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".