Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...