yo mama so fat she takes up the whole bed
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
your mom so slow it took her 9 moths to create a joke
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
