Yo mama jokes

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.