Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"