Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.