Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo Mama Jokes
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
