Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.