Yo mama jokes

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.