Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Yo mama so dumb she thaugh tiktok was an alarm setup
Yo mama so dumb when her computer was asking for cookies she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb mountain du
yo mama so old her photos are in museum and her friends are in graveyard
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
“In yo mama”
