Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
