Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Mama

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Mama

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Mother

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Mama

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Mama

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Mama

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.