Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

What do you call a parent that is pregnant?

Buy one, get one free.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.