Yo mama jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
I bet you like men!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.