Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

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"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.