Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo Mama Jokes
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
