Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.