Yo mama jokes
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.