Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

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Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.