Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
I bet you like men!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that show knows are KFC.
Yo mama so old she was accepted for the museum
Yo mama is so fat when she walking down the street there was cracks all over the sidewalk
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
