Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.