Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and it broke
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
I love my family
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
yo mama so thick they need an air carrier to take her places
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos
yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in Varian And The Seven Kingdoms
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
