Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

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Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.