Yo mama jokes
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.