Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mom

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!