Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I love my family.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.