Yo mama jokes
I love my family.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.