Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"