Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.