I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
