Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!