Yo Mama Jokes

Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.