Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a covid test
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama so fat even dora can't explore it.
yo mama is so fat that she put a yellow dress people called taxi
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw
yo mama sooo stupid when i said "go deep" she dug a hole in the feild
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
Yo Mama is so FAT, It wasn't an iceberg that sank it, She was called, "THE MAMABERG"
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
yo mama so fat that she broke your computer.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash