Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

I love my family.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.