Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
