Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.
What is my favourite colour? Yellow
What is yellow ? The sun ☀️
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
whats yellow and cant swim? my mom on halloween
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Yellow is the best
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day
What is yellow and can’t swim? school but fulL of drowning kids 🤣🤣🤣
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
