Yellow jokes
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Banana!
Bunger got me like:
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And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah