Yellow jokes
Yellow is the best.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is yellow?
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁