Yellow jokes
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.