What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Yellow Jokes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What is yellow?
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
