Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's big and yellow......A bus full of kids
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
